January 2, 2009

.happy new year

my last day in 08 was the perfect example of a roller coaster! i went up, with excitement, then down with disappointment then back up! my son had a doctor's appointment 9 a.m. and i wasn't expecting what i was told. my 3 year old son, who just turned 3 on the 17 of last month is 3ft 4ins already and according to their charts, he'll be 5ft 11ins by the time he is 13 and 6ft 4ins by the time he is 17! i'm 5'2! i can just imagine how it will feel to have to look up at my son when i am speaking to him! they also told me that my son may need to get his tonsils removed. i finally made up my mind to go to the comedy show with one of my best, so that brought me back up.

we get to the show and comedian Willie Roe came on after a funny white comedian who has a thing for black women. Willie Roe gets on the stage like, "fuck that last comedian, i love me some white women" and turns to this lady in the front row and asks her to come up on the stage so we could see her clothes. so her turns to the dude she was with and asks him "you ever been with a black woman" and he says no. this dude turns to me and says "come here baby".. i tried to hide my face and said no so he kept saying "come here" and started walking off the stage! so i got up! he tells the white man to hug me, he extended his hand to shake my hand so he shouts "I SAID GIVE HER A HUG!" so i give him a hug and the comedian slides the man's hand down to my ass! i walked back to my seat and got another drink! later on in the show.. he goes back to the man and asked him if he was still thinking about the hug and this dude said yes! so he asked did he want another and he said YES! so i had to get up again and give this man a hug! by this point... i'm so tipsy that i got up real quick and walked quickly back to my seat!

after the show, we went to my twin & friends house party. so many embarassing pictures were taken that i refuse to post them! there was one not so bad pic that i will post since Bran says its ok.

OK... just one "don't drink and dance" pic!


4 comments:

  1. Look at you doing that Cyclone on a lean LOL!

    I look a lil faded in that pic, I was the most sober person in that joint!

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  2. LMAO! never again... i swear!
    yeah you do look like you were done!

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  3. You were geting down in that pic.

    Don't be to worried about having lil man tonsils removed. My son had to have the surgery done in '07 because his were the size of a grown man's tonsils. Everything went fine, and he bounced back within a week.

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  4. Love the new header!!

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